Robinhood · Pons · bertie.run
The fastest tortoise. On Robinhood.
Bertie has held the Guinness record for fastest tortoise since 2014. $BERTIE is his coin on Robinhood launched on Pons.
- Top speed
- 0.28m/s
- Record run
- 19.59sec
- Still his
- 2014onward
A note from the team
We want to support Bertie and the people who care for him.
The team plans to reach out to Bertie’s owner, who also owns Adventure Valley in the UK, to try to get in touch and donate funds toward the work they do for the park and for Bertie. No promises yet, but stay tuned.
Learn about Adventure ValleyFollow Bertie on X01 — The record
A leopard tortoise, not a cartoon turtle.
On a 5.48 meter course set at a 1 in 12 slope, Bertie clocked 19.59 seconds. Guinness logged the speed at 0.28 meters per second. He lives at Adventure Valley in Brasside, with the people who have looked after him since before the record.
In 2023 he became a father of two, and the hurry seems to run in the family. The title is still his.
Guinness on Bertie
02 — Try the course
5.48 meters. Bertie did it in 19.59 seconds.
Tap as fast as you can. The faint shell is the Guinness pace — 0.28 meters a second, and it does not get tired.
Clock
0.00s
Your pace
0.00m/s
Same distance as the record run. Gradient not included.
04 — Robinhood
Find $BERTIE on Pons.
Pons is the launchpad for Robinhood. Supply is fixed at a billion, trading starts on a bonding curve, and the contract address is the one Pons publishes for this ticker — nowhere else. It is not live to copy until the launch transaction lands.
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Open Robinhood
Use an EVM wallet and make sure you are on Robinhood before trading.
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Open Pons
Go to the Pons launchpad. Connect the same wallet. Pons never custodies the trade.
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Buy $BERTIE
Search the ticker once the pair is up. Read the description before you trade. Metadata is locked at launch.
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Check the contract
Confirm the contract address Pons publishes before trading.
Contract
Published on Pons at launch